Gaunch Name Meaning & Origin
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Gaunch is a chosen name by an older man with an uneven gray beard. They enjoy rubbing tar onto their skin, waiting for it to dry, peeling it off, and eating it. They also enjoy putting large amounts of termites in a blender and then soaking themselves in the resulting brine. It is also common for a Gaunch to take this brine, and make a stew out of it with used bandaids and a styrofoam garnish. It is typical of a Gaunch to live in the basement of a nuclear reactor plant, and they periodically sneak into the reactor core and try to collect samples of air in mason jars. They will expose themselves to this air in an isolated environment, most commonly a bathroom, in hopes that they will get superpowers. However, they usually only get cancer.
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A Gaunch once stole my car and masturbated in the backseat, ejaculating into all of the three rear seat belt buckles. It is now very difficult to buckle in and out because of the hardened residue.
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A Gaunch refers to an eccentric individual, originating from the desert regions of Southern California. Most evidence points specifically to a small area that is surrounded by mountains on every side
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"For the last time, Gaunch! Stop sneaking into the reactor core! The radiation will kill you, Goddammit!"
"Liar! You're all just trying to hide the powers from me! You want me to be weak and senile! But I'll get my powers eventually. Then I'll be more powerful than all of you. More powerful than anyone on Earth. Even more powerful than Ultra-Instinct Shaggy."