San Francisco's Chinatown is a bonanza of classic tourist souvenirs. Refrigerator magnets reading "Greetings from SF"? Check. Flatten a penny and imprint the Golden Gate Bridge on it? Check. Miniature California license plates with children's names on them? Check...kind of.
On a recent family trip I saw racks and racks of the little vanity plates, but something struck me funny. None of them featured the current California plate design, the red script and blue letters on white that the state has issued for the past 18 years. Nor did I find the design before that. Instead, I had my choice of 1970s-style yellow on blue and 1980s rising sun. (Refresh your memory of plate designs past here.)
Why are all the mini license plates so retro? It's not a matter of nostalgia. I'm confident that the souvenirs I saw were actually produced back when the plate designs were current. You can tell from the selection of names, suspended in time:
It seems that mini license license plate production halted a generation back. It may be that the product has lost its allure for modern kids, but I doubt it. I suspect that what's changed is the business proposition of fabricating metal trinkets molded into individual names.
Back in 1970 when the Californa blue and yellows were first issued, stamping out plates in just 10 names would cover more than a quarter of all American boys. Today the top 10 names account for only one boy in twelve. That makes manufacturing enough plates to lure in a broad swath of the public an impractical business. What's more, name trends change faster today, increasing the risk of getting stuck with a lot of worthless merchandise.
Is the era of the name trinket doomed to end? Not so fast. In another part of San Francisco, another souvenir vendor offered a glimpse of a personalized trinket future -- a future that harkens back to the past. This vendor solved the name diversity problem with old-fashioned hand craftmanship. Take a look at these options for just the begining of the "M" section:
Those bracelets were hand made by the vendor, a city-licensed street artist. If you don't find your particular name spelling in her extensive inventory, she'll create a custom version for you on the spot.
It's the perfect old-school solution to a newfangled name problem. If only you could weave a license plate.
Last week, news outlets (including our friends at NameCandy) reported on the travails of Indiana attorney Mark Zuckerberg, who has the misfortune to share his name with the founder of Facebook. Attorney Zuckerberg has been around for decades longer than the Facebook whippersnapper, but now finds his right to his own name challenged.
Two years ago, he tried to create a Facebook account but was rejected because of his name. "I had to send them copies of my driver's license, birth certificate, and Indianapolis Bar Association license just to get them to believe that I exist and to allow me to set up my page," he reports. Despite jumping through all those hoops, last week he found his account shut down on grounds of "fraudulent identity."
As I thought about this story, it struck me that there's a bigger issue buried in it: the fact that Facebook treats certain names as special to begin with. Looking closer, it's clear that the company maintains a kind of "no-fly list" of names deemed suspicious. People who bear those names are required to produce legal documentation to defend their own identities.
Try to create a Facebook account under the name, say, Barack Obama and you'll get this error message:
On the face of it, this is a very reasonable quality-control measure. It's all too easy to picture Facebook becoming a junkyard of "Lady Gagas" and "Justin Biebers."
The company's rules state that "your full first and last name must be listed" and "impersonating anyone or anything is not permitted." Yet it's apparent that those rules are lightly enforced. Facebook is in fact crammed with blatantly fake users, from Ihaté Yew and Abcde Edcba to Detective-Sherlock Holmes to dozens of Anne Hathaways with profile pictures of that actress. And in that sea of identities real, satirical and fraudulent floats a small set of privileged names that Facebook safeguards.
The Facebook no-fly list isn't made public, but it's not hard to tell when a name is on it. Type a protected name like Tom Cruise into Facebook's people search and you'll find endless imposters using slight variations on the name -- Cruise Tom, Tom's Cruise, or creative punctuation like Tom Cruìse. I tried a bunch of high-profile names to try spot a pattern of which are and aren't protected, and came to the conclusion that there's not much pattern at all. Judge for yourself:
|Facebook Says You May Be Named:||But Not:|
|Ben Stiller||Adam Sandler|
|Rupert Murdoch||Warren Buffett|
|Paul McCartney||Mick Jagger|
|Sandra Bullock||Drew Barrymore|
|Martin Scorcese||Steven Spielberg|
|Brad Paisley||Carrie Underwood|
|Jessica Alba||Eva Longoria|
|Carmelo Anthony||LeBron James|
|Mike Huckabee||Mitt Romney|
|Justin Bieber||Miley Cyrus|
Whoa, hold on! So anybody can use the name Justin Bieber? Yep, they can and they do, in droves:
The Bieber example alone rules out the possibility that Facebook protects names based on the likelihood of fakes. The commonness of the name in the broader population isn't the key either -- there are more Carrie Underwoods and Adam Sandlers out there than Brad Paisleys and Ben Stillers. Nor does category or influence of fame seem to be the issue. It's worth noting that rival tech executives don't all get the name protection that Facebook's founder does. Even while Facebook was shutting down the painstakingly verified account of a real Mark Zuckerberg, it continued to host dozens of users actively impersonating the leaders of companies like Microsoft and Google.
Historically, there are precedents for protected name classes. France, for instance, has longstanding laws barring common citizens from adopting surnames associated with the old aristocracy, thus preserving the aristocrats' hereditary privileged status. Today, we see private companies taking the role of name protectors, with celebrities playing the part of the aristocrats. Except the definition of the privileged class seems opaque, and even capricious.
Yes, there is a difference between a legal prohibition and difficulty getting a Facebook page. But the more powerful and ubiquitous any social media company gets, the more onerous the burden on name-challenged people becomes. Realistically, Facebook has broad power over personal identities, and it's deciding which names you are and aren't allowed to have. (Real people with unconventional names have run afoul of its name filters too.)
What happens in the long term, as new celebrities pop up overnight? Any of us could wake up tomorrow and find that, thanks to a reality tv star or basketball phenom, we suddenly have to defend our rights to our own names. I wonder what it would take to get Facebook to protect Laura Wattenberg for me?
Practice makes perfect! The sixth annual Baby Name Pool was an impressive display of name savvy. Scores were high, as you all did an outstanding job of predicting the top rising and falling names of the year.
Five pool participants correctly tabbed the blockbuster #1 riser Bentley. Five more got the #1 falling name Aaden. And one, incredibly, got them both. That would be our champion, who turned in one of the strongest, most balanced entries this competition has ever seen.
Nameland, please give a round of applause to Jennifer Nicholas, who had the top overall score and the top falling-name score. Her slate of predictions:
Rising: Bentley, Quinn, Tenley
Falling: Aaden, Analía, Rihanna
(To fully appreciate these predictions, take a look at the top rising and falling names of the year.)
Jennifer is an adult literacy educator who recently moved from Seattle to State College, PA. She's a long-time reader of this blog, and used the Baby Name Wizard book (yay!) when naming her own children, Arlo and Levi. She based her predictions on pop culture trends, which took some creative effort since she watches no television herself. In her words: "I was informed by online sleuthing, the occasional trashy magazine, and a careful perusal of your blog archives."
Jennifer is drawn to the psychology and sociology of names. "I'm fascinated by the internal process of reaching clearness on a particular name. I also love seeing the world of naming as a microcosm of society." Well said.
The top rising score belongs to Julie from St. Cloud, MN. Julie is also a longtime member of the BabyNameWizard.com community, and an active contributor to Namipedia. A self-described "word nerd," she says "being one of the +12,000 Julies born in 1973 cemented my love of unusual, yet legitimate names."
Julie scored a powerful 1-2 punch with Bentley and Easton, two formerly preppy surnames now associated with country musicians. Her third pick Waylon is in a similar vein. Despite the seeming theme to her predictions, she didn't take them from the Grand Ole Opry:
"We were in the homestretch of our youngest daughter's adoption and I wanted to know what names were becoming popular in our city. The local hospitals announce each week's births in the Sunday paper and I started to track the names.
"There were an exceptional number of children named Bentley and Easton. I have a teenaged step-daughter, so I was familiar with the Bentley/Teen Mom connection. Easton seemed to be coming out of left field. It wasn't until you mentioned Easton Corbin in your post that I learned people weren't naming their sons after softball bats."
Please join me in congratulating Jennifer and Julie. And it's never to early to start scouting names for next year!