Embarrassing Name Loves of the Past
I was recently rereading an old favorite of mine, The Face on the Milk Carton, and early on there's a bit where the main character is talking about being obsessed with names (a central theme of the book is names vs identity). When remembering how she was 12, she wanted twin girls named Denim and Lace, and cringing at how silly that sounded to her now. That got me thinking about the names I thought were beautiful, but now... not so much, at all.
I remember naming a doll Menagerie (spelled in some terrible way), and thinking it was so lovely. I don't think I even knew what a menagerie was.
Same with Mañana, also spelled atrociously, also didn't know it was Spanish for "tomorrow".
The names above were from when I was about 7, so they aren't as bad as five years later, when I became obsessed with a name I'd invented, Chasenne. Typing it out makes my skin crawl a bit now. I fancied it a feminized version of Jason.
So what are some embarrassing relics of your name-obsessed pasts?
Mon, 06/25/2012 - 5:47pm
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I can't actually remember all mine but I do know that when I was 10 or 12 I had a list of girls names that were made up creatively spelled atrocities. At the time I thought they were beautiful but I do remember them having extra vowels, y's and various other additions to 'pretty them up.' Shame I lost the list!
I think when I was about 20 I was going to name a boy Mason and a girl a version of Madeleine (but spelled creatively). I shudder at that thought now :)
Haha, this is a great thread! I think I'll enjoy following this one :) In my tween years I loved several of the super-trendy names of today like Madison, McKenzie, Makayla, etc. I guess that's not really embarrassing, but looking back I'm very glad that I was too young to be naming kids because my tastes have matured quite a bit since then.
Great topic! I, too, remember adding ys to names and otherwise altering the spelling to pretty them up. I don't remember many particulars, although I do remember liking Rhiannon without the h (Riannon), which now seems very strange to me.
Actually... digging around in some of my old papers, I found a character list for a story I was outlining, oh, around 9th grade maybe. It seems it was a boarding school story, possibly something along the lines of the Gemma Doyle books, but probably entirely set in an alternate fantasy world. The girls in the class included: Sancia, Adaire, Tamasin (not sure where that extra a came from), Allyriane, Riannon, Bryony, Jerica and Cat. It looks like there were also peripheral characters named Jenna and Calla. What an odd assortment of names—I think I just cherry-picked them from a baby name book without any regard to their origins.
I remember being misled by baby name books on a number of occasions. For quite a long time I thought that Aidan was a beautiful name for a girl because I first found it listed on the girl side of the book.
I sometimes wonder whether one the reasons I dislike creatively spelled names so much is because I remember liking them when I was young and so they remind me of my own juvenile ignorance.
Oh I love this thread! When I was young I wanted to have seven daughters. I don't remember all their names but what I do recall is- Symphony, Carlin and Abigail.
Interesting combo no? My theoretical boys were all to be given up for adoption. I'm sure my real life son is glad I changed my mind about that.
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I've been an obsessive namer since I was a little girl. I remember Denim and Lace from that book too! And she wrote on the top of her schoolwork, Jayyne Jonstone (instead of Janie Johnson). I can't remember all of them but off the top of my head: Reuben, Seneca Falls (after the birthplace of the women's suffrage movement), Flora, Cadence, Raven, Reyna. Defintely more girl names than boring boy names!
I've been writing fantasy stories since I was a kid, and I have always loved to make up names. In one book I planned in high school, I named the evil prince Gazebo...years later I'm working on a novel in that same fantasy world, and I can't stop myself from loving Gazebo as a bad guy name!
I had a story about some twins named Lelsey (made up version of Leslie??) and Kelsey.
I also played Barbies A LOT as a little girl, and though I don't remember what I named them (I usually just had them reenact fairy tales) but I remember making my little brother play with me, and he always just named them "sister" and "mother." LOL.
Whenever I named my character in my pokemon games I always pretended my name was either Emily or Clara! Very normal, actually!
You have heard of the story of the Dread Gazebo, have you not?
Hahah yes, my husband actually read this to me last week when we were starting a D&D campaign with some friends! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Gazebo sounds evil.
Late lurker here, but I love this topic. I had an on-going story I was writing when I was about 12 that featured my children Alexandra Rose (Allie), Jack William, and Madeline Amanda (Mandy). I later skipped about 10 years and added two much younger children, Samuel Peter (Sam), and Olivia....something. Probably Grace. Looking back, they really aren't bad.
I remember wanting to name the second boy Peter Samuel, but being cowed by the association of the Thomas the Tank Engine train, Peter Sam. I now have a cousin named Peter Samuel, and nobody's ever called him a train. At least I was being teasing-cautious!
When I was little, I used to think Zachary was spelled Zachery, (that was when I was too young to spell,) and then when I was corrected, I still thought Zachery looked nicer than the traditional spelling. I thought this for at least a couple of years. (For a short while, I also thought the spelling of Zach was pronnounced "Zatch.") I thought "Zatch" was a very creative, obscure name. Now I prefer Zachary.
I also used to like the name Jebediah, but I don't that much anymore. I thought the "b" and the "d" blended well together. Now, not so much.
I used to HATE the name Jedidiah, though, because I thought there were too many "d"s in it, and that it sounded weird. Again, I'm the other away around now - this time thanks to 19 Kids & Counting, (not a fan of the show anymore, either, though.)
I still prefer the nickname "Jeb" to "Jed." Jed just is too much like Ted for me, which is too much like something from a little kids show.
As for favourite names, the boy one hasn't changed since I read The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane when I was around nine-years-old, (give or take a year,): Bryce, the name of a poor young boy who owned Edward at one point in time.
I considered reading The Face on the Milk Carton, but it didn't sound as interesting as other books out there... Maybe I will some day, though. :)
I also remember thinking up names for future kids (for 3 girls and 6 boys)
In order of preferance at the time:
GIRLS NAMES:
Molly
Kelsey
Emma
BOYS NAMES:
Bryce
William "Billy"
Rhys-Jacob "R.J."
Zachary/Zachariah "Zach"
Blake
Isaac
Origionally, Emma and Billy were my top choices. Now they're lower on the totem poll, though.
Isaac was the one name that didn't have a namesake or I only just liked at the time - not loved. Not a bad name, still.
I'm thinking Bryce is a keeper (my favourite) and I like how creative Rhys-Jacob was... thanks to Twilight, though, Jacob isn't that great of an idea anymore... the craze will disappear eventually though. Not loving any of those girls names now - still nice names, and I still like them, but not love. Bryce Isaac maybe, to incorperate for the memory? ...
I remember The Face on the Milk Carton! I actually like the name Janie because of it.
I was obsessed with the letter Z as a kid/preteen because of the Legend of Zelda video game. Zahra, Zala, Zinnia, Zelda, Zenaida are the ones I can think of wanting to name 5 daughters...lol. None of them are bad on their own but together it's too many "unique" Z's!
I was obsessed with names all through my childhood and teens, as well! I don't remember a lot of my faves, but a few were (this would've been in the early 90's)
Girls:
Nathalie
Emma
Avonlea
Boys:
James (I actually ended up naming my real son this over 15years later)
Jack
Orson
Henry
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I guess I predicted the Emma and Jack trends years in advance! Most of these aren't terrible but the only keeper for me was James.
When I was late elemenatry school aged, I really loved the name Joya. I named our cat and several stuffed animals that name. I have no idea where I came up with it, although I like the meaning "joy." I still sort of like it, even though I know it sounds dated.
I know a real-life Joya and think it's a really neat name!